[color=008000][b]"Quite fucking frankly, I think he's the one who gets it,"[/b][/color] Dorotea smirked, pointing with her thumb to Carter. Everything about this situation was absolutely ridiculous and she was frankly okay with it. Reinacting The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Sure. A box of condoms falling out of some dude's hair and then having it be stolen by a self-implied prostitute? Why not. A bunch of tiny talking abominations of nature, a strange, yellow, vaguely amphibious one moving towards her?

[color=008000][b]"Honestly, I don't know what the fuck you's yelling about,"[/b][/color] she said, looking to Biance and Haruka before staring at the creature which now stood at her feet, [b][color=008000]"nothing about this is any more batshit crazy than everything else that's happened since I've met you merry bunch. Ain't that right bud?"[/color][/b]

[b][color=debddc]"I'd...Yes, I suppose this is all quite strange to you. It's strange to us as well, and while I understand your kind's alarm, I think it's unnecessary."
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The girl paused for a moment, blinking, before shrugging.

[color=008000][b]"...Wordy lil bastard you are, but at least you make some bloody sense."
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[b][color=debddc]"I'd...also appreciate if you cut your profanities for the comfort of others, ma'am. Or do you prefer partner?  I - uh - sorry, I'm not...y'know. I just wasn't expecting our meeting to go like this, pardon if I caused any offense."
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Dorotea rolled her eyes. [color=008000][b]"Call me Tey. And you're not my fucking mom."[/b][/color]

[b][color=debddc]"What's a 'mom'?"[/color][/b] 

The creature spoke with genuine confusion that took her off guard. She opened her mouth dumbly, then closed it, then opened it again.

[color=008000][b]"Well...fuck. Apparently something we both don't got then."[/b][/color]

They cocked their head to the side. [color=debddc][b]"I mean...I suppose?"[/b][/color]

[b][color=008000]"Don't worry your head about that bud, no big deal. Not knowing where we are or who you guys are though? That's kind of a big fuckin' deal. Mind explainin' whatever the hell it is that's going on?"[/color][/b]

[color=debddc][b]"Language, [i]please[/i]."[/b][/color]

[color=008000][b]"[i]Answers[/i], for fuck's sake."[/b][/color]