[quote=@TheMadAsshatter]
Hello.  Bored.  Internet is... cataclysmically slow, and this is one of the few sites that doesn't hog so much bandwidth that I can't use it regularly with relatively little frustration.

So yeah, whaddup?  I'm on a very small island in the Indian Ocean right now, if you're curious why my internet is worse than garbage.
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Oh. Hey there. Glad to see you stumble on in. Here. Have a cookie. 

I'm not up to much. Just chilling at the moment.