[quote=@Realmatic]
*Sits on my throne with three keyboards and monitors in front of me; while I type a letter on one two other pairs of translucent golden disembodied hands type executive orders on the others*
[/quote]

*Throws open the doors* Time for your monthly--

[quote=@Dynamics]
*Sighs and sends a message to Tamerlaine*
Come. Now.
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Oh, never mind. You're off the hook for now, brother. *Sends you coordinates of my location and messages you* Unless you'd like me to break in.