[quote=@Disdain]
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*Throws open the doors* Time for your monthly--

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Oh, never mind. You're off the hook for now, brother. *Sends you coordinates of my location and messages you* Unless you'd like me to break in.
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You can try. But after you've decided you've failed, go through this portal.
*Swirling purple clouds appear at your location*