[quote=@Disdain]
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*Waves my hand dismissively* Oh, I know. I'm just the worst facetiously near-omnipotent asset, aren't I? Anyway, I'm sure you wouldn't have tortured yourself by inviting my presence if you didn't have a very good reason for me to be here. Does it have something to do with S's absence?
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I'll have you know that there are several nigh-omnipotent beings I could have chosen over you. I've asked you here to fully execute your role—imbue the sword with your various flavors of reality manipulation.