[quote=@Dynamics]
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

I'll have you know that there are several nigh-omnipotent beings I could have chosen over you. I've asked you here to fully execute your role—imbue the sword with your various flavors of reality manipulation.
[/quote]

Oh, I'm sure. But you chose me instead! It's flattering. So you want me to give it Realmatic Capabilities of all seven kinds?