[quote=@Disdain]
<Snipped quote by Dynamics>

Just a dab—but it has to be enough to give the sword [i]personality[/i]. A blotch of radiating rainbow paint on the tip would do, or a couple of crisscrossing flairs. Hire a minimalist artist to do it if you want it really inconspicuous.
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Never mind. You're fired.