[quote=@Dynamics]
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For starters, my distaste is for you, not for the modification. Second, I'm attempting to figure out the location least likely to be worn away by usage. I want this to be entirely solid-state; I'm not repainting anything.
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Now [i]that[/i] is significantly more sensible. I think it might work if I just Realmatically transform it to be colourful, and then the colour will be indelible.