[center][h1][color=FACADE]ALICE PARKER[/color][/h1][/center]

	[b][color=FACADE]"Oh man, [i]would you~?[/i]"[/color][/b] Alice began to walk towards Ando and smirked. Her voice trailed off into a high pitched hum as she finished speaking. 

	Once she was a few feet away from Ando, she placed her hands on her hips and stared him straight in the eyes. [b][color=FACADE]"Wow. I'm impressed, I really am. Not only have you identified the largest threat in this room, but you have successfully garnered her attention and made her your enemy in the same sentence. Do they still give out Darwin awards? I think one would suit you, [i]big guy.[/i]"[/color][/b] 

	Alice took a step closer to Ando, to the point that she was only a few feet away from her target guitarist. [b][color=FACADE]"If only you knew. Y'know what. There's exactly [i]one[/i] reason why I'm the Ultimate Assassin, and let me tell you, it is [i]not[/i] because I'm good at killing people. Statistically speaking, your average politician is a little better at killing people than I am. That's not to say I haven't been trying, though. It's just [i]so[/i] hard when they keep repealing those anti-pollution legislation. I mean, have you looked at one of those charts about how many people those kill each year. Talk about an unfair comparison."[/color][/b]

	[color=FACADE][b]"Y'know what I [i]am[/i] better than a politician at doing, though?"[/b][/color] Alice smirked again, and stepped once again towards the guitarist. She leaned towards him, so that she was directly next to Ando's ear. [i][color=FACADE]"Making people disappear. I'm not picky about counting kills, but I pride myself on making sure they leave no trace. Y'know, though. I haven't killed anyone on my own volition... yet."[/color][/i]

	Alice jumped back until she was once again a comfortable distance away from Ando. She then turned towards the rest of the Ultimate Students. [color=FACADE][b]"But, if you wanna tie me up and lock me in some shed so I don't start instinctively stabbing people, I won't stop you guys. Or... Maybe I will. Now I've confused myself. How about one of you give it a shot and we can figure this out together?"[/b][/color]