"Is it weird that I'm a little turned on?" Sasayaki whispered to him while Klank stormed off. Her chain snaked down to look at her broken form, rubbing her head against the mangled copy. "So sweet, so inoccent, so.. soo.. soooo broken!" She reeled up and glared at Klank. "What carnage! The perfect little asshole, and I can't wait to tear you apart like you did me. Do your limbs snap so musically when the crack free?" "I think he likes us," Issac added, smiling towards him. "A few more fun adventures, and we'll be best friends, I just know it! Isn't that right, captain." "Right indeed, Lucky my boy!" he said with a massive grin. "Klank puts on a tough show, but he just loves fixing things!" The captain's tone changed, with his hand on his shoulder. "That boy," he sniffled. "That boy is going to fix the world!" The sniffles turned into his signature laughed, his hands moving back to his hims in a heroic pose. "Magnificent!" Sasayaki turned to sierra, the small white haired child, while captain and Issac were sharing yet another heartfelt moment. Her cold steel glared at the girl when she so nonchalantly mocked her. [i]'Bitch is gonna get cut,'[/i] she thought to herself, her chain shivering at the idea of her delicious cold blood running down her bladed end. "Run along, Snowcone," she screeched, catching Issac's attention, "But your days are numbered, child of ice. Do not forget that it will be me that shall take the LAST DRIP of rotton blood from your pitiful corpse." "Sasa," Issac tugged. "What did we talk about?" Sasayaki sulked down, collapsing her chain on his shoulder. "No murder rant.." she whined. "But I'm just soooo hungry." Issac smiled, looking at the upside down world, and imagining how it could change his outlook on the future. "You really think there isn't fresh blood to be shed, here?" The magic around the island was unique, plants forming in places where light couldn't touch. He had spent enough time on enough island to know what was a natural occurrence, even on the grand line, and what was caused by a devil fruit. He could feel the pull of gravity fluctuating with every step, and knew that the effects would not last forever, and the captain felt it too, which is what had him in excited, looking over his new island to conquer. "Now then, let's grab some food," he declared, heading towards the fresh stash that the white haired child left. "She is always thinking about us!" he smiled, with a crunch into the only apple that managed to survive the wreckage. He prepared himself for another bite, when the remaining food began to float into the air like little ballons, picking up speed as the pummetted upwards to the sinkhole." "Fantastic," Bighead yelled, intercepting on of the falling fruits before fighting his way back to the island. "It appears we will be fighting the clock, my dear boy. What other surprises have you brought us!?" Issac shrugged his sholders. "Cool stuff?" "We mustn't wait a single moment longer," the captain declared. "Onward, to glory! I shall prepare a workout for you all that will certainly push those new bodies to their absolute peaks!" The captain dashed forward, into the island in a manor that inspired Issac. He hadn't felt this energized since he started his journey, and Issac couldn't even imagine in what way these new challenges would prevent themselves. "Plan number one," he reminded Sasayaki, who was still sulking in hunger, "prove to the world that I am the luckiest man alive!" It was at that very same moment that Issac felt the ground cave in beneath him, barreling down into the world with the vicousness of the captains chest and shoulders days. Issac hated chest and shoulders day. ```````````````````````````````` A woman appeared from the wreckage, covered in the black powder that erupted from a shattered barrel. Her arms were scuffed and beaten from a series of accidents over the several days, but her limbs continued to work as if they were unharmed. Below the waist sprouted a brown scaled tail that matched her hair, wiggling itself free of the iron ring that originally contained the barrel. "Ohhhh no, just forget about me again," she huffed, bouncing her way to a clearing on the island and looking up. "Don't worry, my sweet captain," she declared, a sparkle of admiration lingering in her eyes, "I will make sure nothing happens to this crew. I will protect you all, and in doing so, steal your heart!"