[quote=@mercenarius]
<Snipped quote by Raging Fenrir>

It'll be like a fairytale.
Boy meet girl, girl tries to steal EVERYTHING, boy tries to stop her, they become the best of friends and live happily ever after.
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*Smooth saxophone and ambient rain plays in the background.* 

[i]I knew she was a troubled girl. I could smell the type a mile away. She'll sweet talk ya one moment, then walk away with your wallet the next. Some might call her a master, a prodigy, a virtuoso. But in my line of work we only call her one thing: a criminal. Thieves like her belong behind bars. At least, that's what I thought until she stole the one thing I thought was safe from her: my heart...[/i]