Maluon was cleaning up his dorm. The previous tenants were slobs of serious proportions, and had left the place a wreck. It was terrible, and Maluon spoke angrily under his breath the whole time.[color=aba000]What a dump. If i see them, Ill castrate the fools. There is no excuse for this, none.[/color] He knew hed probably look silly, but the mumbling made him feel a little better about the circumstances. 

Maluon eventually got it clean, and could finally settle in. He sat down on the couch, and turned on the TV. As he flipped through the channels, he came across one that played stand up comedy, however it was really old comedy. It was in fact old enough to be ancient.