[quote=@Master Bruce] Whoah, now. Slow your roll. My Batman is flattered by the interest, but he's barely even 30 and just getting into the crimefighting scene. Marriage isn't even on his radar, much less adopting an orphan boy to [s]act as a colorful target for stray gunfire[/s] become his trusted and very much not endangered sidekick! [/quote] I've been married since the age of 23, c'mon Bruce, get over those commitment issues.