[quote=@Jurassic Weeb]
I was 100% sober when I decided to change my username. Bonus fact: I realize it's even cringier than before.
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Well, you're stuck with it for three months before you can change it again.

I've been thinking about reverting to my old namesake, or at least a name in relation to it anyway, but of course, I'm indecisive like always.