[quote=@Master Bruce]

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Hoo boy. That's gonna have to wait until tomorrow.

Not because I have to think about the question, but because it's [i]literally too late in the day[/i] for me to even get started on answering.
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If you seriously respond tomorrow with this - and I expect incredibly lengthy, in-depth, high-quality work - then I will commit to doing something nearly impossible. Something so unusual, far-fetched, and unlike me that no one here has ever seen the likes of before.

I'll make a second post.