[quote=@AndyC]I'm still waiting on that whole "make some friends" thing.  So far, I hate every last one of you rotten bastards.[/quote]

You'll get there eventually.

Either that or you'll be able to tell the nurse that's obligated to care for you in whatever state-run nursing home you end up in that you [i]almost[/i] made it to more than three posts in a roleplaying game sixty years ago. Who needs friends when you can have all that?