[quote=@Disdain]
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>

*Claps my hands three times with glee* I was hoping you’d ask that! I have a one.. two... fifty seven step plan. Step one: continue being sinister and ruthless; that’s worked really well so far. Don’t commit a brutal massacre unless you [i]really[/i] need to; those are unpopular with the people.
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Easy. You picked the right king for the job.