[quote=@Crystal Amalgam]
what the fuck is going on here?
[/quote]

I think there was a black hole the thread fell into momentarily :D

Anyway, eh, random fact: I have no tattoos and only my ears pierced, although my parentals have agreed that when I hit 18 (I'm 16 now), they will gladly allow me to get my first tattoo provided I've moved out by then :/

[i]*sigh*[/i]