[quote=@Master Bruce]
...Wait a minute.

[@Lord Wraith] [i]actually[/i] wrote a sex scene. 

Well, the beginnings of one. But still. 

Holy crap, it doesn't even make sense to make fun of anymore.
[/quote]

I mean, I've never heard [@Lord Wraith] mention having written one, so I'm not too sure if I believe that...