[quote=@Hound55]
<Snipped quote by AndyC>

Let's not act like Dick doesn't have an ass that would bring all the cougars to the yard...
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Yeah, but in-game he was like 15 at the time.  And unless we wanted to turn UDC into a reenactment of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher," I figured someone in the same age bracket would be more appropriate.