I'll say this about [i]Batman v. Superman[/i]: As a Superman film, I hate it. As a Batman film, I [i]really[/i] hate it. But divorced from the title characters' identities and taken at face value, it's an interesting -- if unevenly constructed -- idea.

Eww, I just vaguely defended the DCEU, and it had nothing to do with [i]Wonder Woman[/i]. I need a shower.