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After reviewing some irregularities...

[quote=@AndyC]THAT CHROME-PAINTED WHINER ISN'T WORTHY OF SHINING MY SHOES!  BUT SINCE I'VE GOT A NIBBLE, LET'S TRY SOMETHING.

IC PAGE 1, POST 3, PARAGRAPH 5, SENTENCE 2, WORD 9, LETTER 1
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M in my first post, in the word '[u]m[/u]ore'. 

[quote=@AndyC]
HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!

THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3
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X in Lord Wraith's reply, in the word 'se[u]x[/u]'. 

[quote=@AndyC]GOOD MONKEY!

CHARACTERS, POST SEVEN, ORIGIN SECTION, PARAGRAPH 1, WORD 7, LETTER 4
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Y in Simple Unicycle's Punisher app for the words 'Gotham Cit[u]y[/u]'.

[quote=@AndyC]DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLAYER, SCREENNAME, LETTER 6
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Z in Ersat[u]z[/u]Emperor.

[quote=@AndyC]TITUS ANDRONICUS, ACT II, SCENE III, LINE 7, WORD 4, LETTER 1
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P in the word 'piece' from Aaron upon entering with a bag of gold.

[quote=@AndyC]ALAN GINSBERG'S "HOWL," PART III, LINE 8, WORD 5, LETTER 1
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T in 'twelve' in the phrase 'where you’ve murdered your [u]t[/u]welve secretaries'.

[quote=@AndyC]ANYWHO, WIKIPEDIA ENTRY "EUGENE IONESCO," SECTION 2.6, PARAGRAPH 2, WORD 27, LETTER 2
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L in "pleasure", in the sentence "no p[u]l[/u]easure or feeling of participation".

[quote=@AndyC]"FLAGPOLE SITTA" BY HARVEY DANGER, CHORUS, WORD 3, LETTER 4
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K in 'sick', after 'I'm not sic[u]k[/u] but I'm not well'. 

Conclusion:

M, X, Y, Z, P, T, L, K. 

[b]MXYZPTLK.[/b]