[quote=@Simple Unicycle]
Oh, great, I decided to do a fourth wall breaking post and posted it [i]immediately after another, superior fourth wall breaking post[/i].

Well, time to go burn my post and start from scratch.
[/quote]

[color=2E2C2C]IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, "TIME" IS A CONSTRUCT ONLY EXPERIENCED BY THE WRIGGLING MEAT-THINGS IN THIS SQUALID MESS OF BOTCHED PHYSICS IN ORDER TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY.  SO REALLY, TO ANY BEING OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, YOUR POST HAPPENED BEFORE, AFTER, AND DURING MINE.  TO THEM, IT HAPPENS AT EVERY POINT ACROSS THE SPAN OF INFINITY AND ALSO NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL!  THEY WON'T READ IT, HAVE ALREADY READ IT, ARE READING IT RIGHT NOW, AND WILL ALWAYS BE READING IT!

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THEY'RE REAL STICKLERS ABOUT GRAMMAR![/color]