[quote=@Aristocles]
[@wistful dreamer]

I did read it, and I thought to double-check here. I wish you luck in your search. 
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I asked people to PM me because it's hard for me to keep track of things put here, and because it clutters this interest check. The fact that you couldn't be bothered to read that tells me that I dodged a bullet. Thanks for your time.