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-Spectre- We have a stockpile—
-He has a stockpile. I just throw stuff from my drawers.
-Spectre- I have a stockpile of set aside, neatly-folded clothes ready to be hurled delicately into a suitcase at all times.
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So you'd be the least common denominator.