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Who's Bruce? I just see Batman, Aquaman and Robin.

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Apparently I have one from work too.

My mother does photography, was doing it for some party at the town hall.

Woman: "Are you Kyle Neils mother?" < - My name. I don't give no shits.
Mum: "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Woman: "You kinda look like him"
-Pointless chatter-
Woman: "You know if I was ten years younger and not married, he'd be my man."

The scariest part? We wear name badges at work, but it's only our [i]first name[/i]. How'd she get my second name?
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