"And it was at this point, Escotto realized he should'a gotten that off-road board after all!" Escotto narrated to himself, mostly. ""But, Escotto!" I hear you ask! "What if Ramona got pissed at Escotto for getting another board? She has needs, damnit!" That's because skateboards are inanimate objects, ya' damn fewl! They don't has feelings....! This still sucks, tough."

Between this, and that sudden sonic boom blasting a wall of dust into his face, it was time Escotto tried hoofing it. It was deep in this forest, meaning he didn't even have moonlight to guide him. "I knew I should've gotten that Sonar surgery!" he grumbled.

But, aside from that, something had been tailing him for a good while now. Only now did the young Mexican 

"Mexicano! Get it right!"

Er, sorry. [i]Mexicano[/i], actually pause to observe his followers. From the corner of his eye, he made out several glowing green eyes.

"Sí, definitivamente algo de mierda de película de terror! ¡Mejor ir a lo seguro y pretender que no me doy cuenta!" He thought. Trotting along, Escotto stopped, pretending to look about lost... Even though, he kind of was. "Oh noes! I am just a lost little mexicano boyo on his way to grandma's house! I certainly hope no big scary beasties don't come to eat muh juicy lil' ass!" He cried, winking.... To something. Meanwhile, he had reached into his pocket and slipped one of his switchblades out, flicking it open.

He took two steps, [url=https://youtu.be/1JsaNjEMdA4?t=40s]whistling[/url] a little tune. Another two steps, still whistling. Another two steps...

"Aaaaand TURN!"

Wheeling around, Escotto flung the knife into one of the sets of glowing eyes, managing to take out the left one of them, then took off down the bend. He held Ramona close in one hand while fishing out the other switchblade with the other. It'd be better if Escotto got somewhere that didn't give these things home field advantage.

[@RangingWolf] Eventually he made it to a clearing where there awaited

"Holy fuck on a shit stick! It's a mothafuckin' spaceship!"

Escotto could have run into some allies, or straight into more targets. Well, whatever, he could still jack that shit if it were the latter.... Except, Escotto would have no idea how to fly that thi-

"Uh, uh, uh! One problem at a time!"

Making a mad dash for the ship, Escotto began to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wntb_l1qvqM]hoot[/url] of all things.