[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Basic Eagle Claw training requires you to be able to sprout witty puns on the fly! Failure to do so and you aren't considered combat ready.
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And you'll be shot on the spot :D

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Post ETA: 10-20 minutes!

Half an hour, close enough.