[quote=@Nightrunner]
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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

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Damn. I suck.
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Wait you got the pie without baking it? 

I think we might be on the losing side here.