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Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit. 

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.
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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

[@Master Bruce] It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?