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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

[@Master Bruce] It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?
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I almost hit the laugh button before halting my finger, wishing instead for an "oh my God" that sucks so bad button. I feel your pain, bro.