[quote=@Retired]
My very first character sheet from 15+ years ago was one sentence, excluding name and age.
Followed by my very first post which was two sentences. 
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I haven't ever been guilty of that. The paragraphs used to be extreme piles of fecal material however.

[quote=@Byrd Man]
Fuck y'all. I wish I could find my first character. Dark Master Matt was the height of western culture.
[/quote]

I can't even [i]remember[/i] the name of my first character. He was kinda OP though.