[quote=@catchamber]
Now imagine I didn't ask all that, and just stared at you like some uneducated internetizen that didn't know the first thing about politics or economics, because I couldn't fiscally or temporally afford postsecondary education. Would you be able to rephrase your answer in a way I could actually understand?
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Sure.

"You don't need college right now. Here's a list of people hiring in your area."