[quote=@catchamber]I'm also curious as to why you ducked out of addressing the other points.
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Because I started this whole snarking thing, and it's my fault for doing so, but the other points are largely just snark and I'd rather not spiral further out of control on that.

edit: that sounded judgy. It's not judgy. I was an asshole for comedy points, I got mine, you got yours, figured let's stop now.