There are tigers prowling by the toilet,
Vines that drink people like they were Soylent.
Come to Duskwick,
See it all!

Imbecile cooks in dilapidated diners,
Laser gun wielding cosplaying minors.
They came to Duskwick,
Were never seen again.

Will you come to Duskwick?
[@Hellis], [@Girlie1Bomba], [@Dread]?