[quote=@Retired]
No, don't like it, you fiends! 
How am I supposed to hate myself and all that I write if you continue to encourage and support me with your digital marks of approval?
[/quote]

What if, and this is just a theory, all that self-loathing is just fucking overblown and all in your head? Maybe that's what we're trying to make you realize, you miserable bastard.