Granted, however since it's hurried up it gets burnt and is unedible. The smoke also triggers the alarm and brings the fireman and you have to explain to them that it wasn't a man-made fire and that some cosmic force watching a thread in a roleplaying site has granted your wish of a faster meal, yet it backfired. Naturally, they don't believe you and you are sent to a mental institution alongside a crazed man that claims his turtle stole his car. What a day.

I wish for more hot water to drink my tea with.