[quote=@Jurassic Weeb]
People [i]constantly[/i] think I'm someone else whenever I'm on the phone. An example...

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My voice isn't feminine, and last I checked, enjoying "Mama Mia!" didn't raise your voice a pitch or two.
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I'm the opposite. I look and sound like a guy IRL, but online--somehow without even trying--a great number of people mistake me for a girl.