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[h2]Shuten Douji, In Someone Else's Workshop[/h2]
[h3]-Nap ruined, Sobriety Levels Unacceptable, Aggravation Rising-[/h3][/center]
A pile of purple silk in the corner shifted and let out an audible grumble as her beloved's loudmouth master stormed in shouting. Roll roll, curl, ears covered, but it was too late.  As he exposited the situation upon his team the little berserker in the corner's ability to simple roll over and go back to sleep rapidly diminished.  All the pleasant dreams were chased from her head, she was wide awake and disgustingly... Sober. 

She stood suddenly, back arching as she stretched and let out a big yawn. Against her will she had collected just enough of the details to form a plan of action. Disturbance. Caster. Miyama. Whatever. After the situation was dealt with surely she could curl drink herself back into napville without fear of any other interruptions... "[color=a187be]Mmmnnn... We'll just kill them. Come on...[/color]"...With her sweetheart! Who could resist the sleepy grumbly call of the cute little oni?

Well resistance was futile anyways. Come on was not a suggestion, she was already headed towards Tesla with a dopey, sleepy, and markedly [i]dangerous[/i] look on her face, like a wild starving animal approaching its prey. She simply shoulder checked him(NOT at full Oni strength) and slung him over her shoulder like a sack of barley. Not a second later she had leapt... CRASH! Straight through the window. 

There were no stops on the Shuten Douji line, a prana bursted trip straight to Miyama in just a handful of leaps. Tesla could figure out exactly how he intended to deal with the situation despite his current state on the way there. Shuten had already decided he was the brains of this operation and besides, she was too sober to be thinking that hard. Certainly [b]her sweet heart[/b], a man so mighty as to [b]capture the heart of an oni[/b], had already [b]slept off that [u]minor injury[/u][/b]. 

And if not, well, there was no shortage of concerned witnesses from Tesla's little alliance that could follow and help smooth things over if they were worried about him.

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