[quote=@Lord Wraith]
<Snipped quote by Retired>

Grade A stuff. 
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Rolling pins, pine cones, guyliner, hot glue.

[quote=@Byrd Man]
<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>

Did... you get them stripped away from you? Like a whole Reggie Bush situation? 
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It was more like I was upstairs when my mom stabbed my dad and they were arrested before a long string of stays at various family members houses began. 2007.