[quote=@Hound55]
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

If the glove doesn't fit... you stick it in the other hole so the girl don't get pregnant. 

...aaaaand I can no longer work for Disney/Marvel.
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[s]But do you really want to?[/s]

Scratch that, with DC's new Black Label, I'd love to write for that.