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Cheri was pissed. It was not so much that she was almost taken for a fool by the practical joke, no, it was the fact that [i]they[/i] just had to use a poor animal that had no idea it was in on such a ruse! And for what gain? Go viral and get a million views? Assholes. She was going to leave this ignorant armpit of a town and find her bro, but not before putting an end this bullshit setup.

A sharp head shake she gave. A disdaining clicking sound she let out from her mouth, followed by a full on disdaining: [i][color=ccccff] “Uhm. Uhm. Uhmmmm…”[/color][/i] Dark eyes glared, half-lidded at the scene unfolding before her very eyes.

There was another actor there dressed up like a… whachamacallsit..? [i]A Gundam...?[/i]  And right outside the bathroom door, there seemed to be a huddled group of people, most likely tourists, that fell for the prank. There was even sprays of ketchup and mustard on the door that was supposed to what..? Do gouts of condiments give some kind of ‘authenticity’ to the alien world on the other side of the door? Cheri just leaned up against the host stand, hands on hips, shaking her head at the sight. Sick, sick, people… 

 [color=ccccff]“Ai’ight then…! Yo, over here! What is wrong wit’y’all?! Man, don’t you know you bein’ punk’d? There is an actor white lady in there jerkin’ ya damn chains…! She not even a good actor neither! Fake af…! And buddy [i]la cabeza de tortuga[/i] here in the cosplay, whachu supposed to be…?  [i]Optimechs Gundam-o-tron?[/i] You prolly in on it too, no…? Y’all  been punk’d, man! 

“But I just wanna’ know who is the [i]pendejo [/i]animal handler here…? You gots soooome nerve bringing in a big cat like that just for a trick…!? Poor thing is most likely scared in there, just pacing around…! Shaaaaame and shade for your cruel ass…! 

“And lemme tell ya somethin’ else… this ain’t funny, man. None of it. Been done before. [i]Damn, no-good, copycat, Catwoman-wit-Ms.-Halle-Berry in it, straight to DVD, try-hard to viral wannabe bullshit por supuesto.[/i] I hope you get that all mic’d up on ya damned hidden cameras too!  You din’t punk me! I’m callin’ y’all out! [i]Fake AF Productions…![/i] Drop the drama, let these people off the hook now. Now, man…!”[/color]

Cheri gave one last disdaining set of clicks from her mouth before  turning around to leave the madness. But she just could not tear away her gaze from what she saw. Wide-eyed she stood there, glued to the spot, incredulous as she watched  the  action unfold. Gundam-o-tron was pew-pewwing away at the vines (how conveeeeeenient…) Then they opened the door. And complete with kit-bashed together flaming torch, diner table armour, and bellowing so absurdly that it would make even Tarzan himself blush,  the tourists charged into the bathroom to ‘save’ the white lady.

[color=ccccff][sub]"Naw maaaaaannnn…! What is [i]wrong[/i] wit’y’alls…?[/sub]”[/color]

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