[h2][center]Escotto's Equestrian Adventure[/center][/h2]
[h3][center]Part 4: Close Encounter of the Burned Kind![/center][/h3]
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Escotto watched his... Should he say new companions?

"I think we can."

But, they don't seem to like you very much.

"Aaaand, what's your point?"

Ugh. Anyway, watching Elijah and his crew reveal themselves to these masked creatures, Escotto frowned as Elijah indeed confirmed he was human...

"Wait, does this mean I [i]won't[/i] be the first to score some alien poon?!" He gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

However, when the Asari removed her helmet,

"Yep, would bang."

Then Jorgal.

"Let's see.... [url=https://youtu.be/JdKI1wj-JpI?t=44s]Hell naw! To da naw, naw, naaaaw![/url]"

Then Ghalo.

"Damn! That's a face only a mother could love!"

Turning back to the quadrupeds, it seemed that any communication between the two sides were going absolutely nowhere. It was at this time that a most brilliant idea struck. Escotto whipped about the quadrupeds. Despite the mask, these creatures were rather stocky for their short height, and the bottom of their feet could look something like hooves, if it weren't for the suits. Or perhaps they [i]are[/i] hooves. That could mean....

In order for this to work, Escotto took the hem of his hoody and [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/beavisandbutthead/images/8/8d/CORNHOLIO_NEED_HIS_TP.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118231614]hoisted it over his head[/url], then [url=https://piximus.net/media/25173/sagging-pants-1.jpg]sagged his pants[/url]. The next step was to cross his eyes, and hold his tongue out as if he had suddenly gone brain dead, and he waddled up to the creatures.

"[i]Hope this works![/i]" He thought, then pulled a carrot from behind him and held it out to the one in the middle. "Ahem.... Horsey wanna cawwot?" He cooed with a cartoonishly deep voice. "Cawwot gewd fer horsey!"