[quote=@Byrd Man]
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

I was originally going to go by my first name but someone else, a mod of all people, had taken it. So through a convoluted chain of circumstance, I became the Byrd Man despite not actually having Byrd as a last name, nor really knowing anyone with that last name.
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And unfortunately, I don't think The Hype let you use more than a few set of characters for names, because I long for the alternate reality where we all got to know you as Dark Master Matt.