[quote=@Byrd Man]
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Fuck off. Don't play that false-modesty bullshit with me. If it was so fucking horrible you wouldn't have posted it.
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I posted it because my shift is about to end and I didn't want to have wasted it...

There's no false modesty.  It's Frankenstein's monster.  You can see the seams.