[quote=@PKRaptor]
Happy Birthday to me. Home alone in bed. All my friends are unavailable and my best friend bailed on me to go get my first tattoo today. So I'm just sitting in a tin can. Far, far away...

Hope you guys are having a better day than I am. I'll be posting within the hour.
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Happy birthday, Raptor. I'm 8 days behind you.

EDIT:  
[quote=@PKRaptor][i]"Are you getting enough sleep? When am I going to get grandchildren?"[/i][/quote] 
I remember once about 30 years ago, my mom made a similar statement to me; well, the second question. I looked at her flushed and asked, "which do you want first, a daughter in law or the grandchildren?" My sisters both married before me, by at least 10 years. They also got divorced, but that's beside the point.