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[indent]Rocking on his heels, Lucas stretched his arms above his head, letting out a rather loud yawn. As fun as it was to mess with his sister, he felt he needed to lay off it a little. He gave out a small nod at a few people still straggling through the gates, though he supposed he shouldn’t have been too surprised. Diablo was probably shacking up with some girl, so Lucas was probably waiting for nothing. Rolling his shoulders, he let out a slight sigh. He supposed he could just see if the two shared any classes and greet him there, if he was late to homeroom he would never hear the end of it from Vic. Though now that he thought about it, Nadia had managed to sneak away from him, and he wondered where she had gone.

Taking his phone out, he turned towards the school and began to walk, shooting his future step-sister a text. As soon as it was sent, a rather loud, blaring song could be heard, and Lucas perked up slightly. Ah, [i]there[/i] he was. Unable to hide his grin, Lucas turned to the direction where he knew Santiago was. Spotting the guy not too far away, Lucas’ phone beeped. Stopping in his tracks, he took out his phone. Apparently Nadia had gone on ahead for some cheerleading stuff or something. As soon as he put his phone away, he looked up, freezing in place as the much taller, much brawner, and much faster Santiago was charging right at him. He yelled something Lucas didn’t quite catch, though Lucas matched his yell as he was tackled to the ground.

“[color=crimson]Son of a--about time![/color]” Lucas groaned slightly, the back of his head slightly aching.

Diablo grinned, standing up and extending a hand to Lucas to help him up. [color=D11717]“Sorry ‘bout that, man. Got caught up in a little somethin’-somethin’ if you know what I mean-”[/color] he explained with a smirk, motioning towards April with a jerk of his head. He knew his best friend would get him.

“[color=crimson]I knew it![/color]” Lucas gladly took his arm, pulling himself up as he hopped to his feet. As he followed his gesture to take a look at Santiago’s latest conquest, though as he squinted, he rolled his eyes. “[color=crimson]Here I thought it was some fresh meat, but I guess you like what you like, right?[/color]” He replied airily as he eyed April for a moment, shrugging at him.

That earned Lucas a light punch in the arm.[color=D11717]“What? She sucks like a vacuum and fucks like a succubus. I ain’t about to give that up so easy,”[/color] Diablo replied before throwing a hand over his buddy’s shoulder and muttering: [color=D11717]“Plus, the school year’s just started. Plenty of time left to get ourselves a bite of that fresh meat you’re preaching about.”[/color]

Feigning his arm hurting, Lucas dramatically wailed, his hand on his forehead. As soon as he finished, he dropped his hand, pointing at Santiago. “[color=crimson]Until the poor thing finally wises up and gets herself someone else,[/color]” He scolded him, a mischievous smile on his lips. Straightening himself slightly, he let out a huff. “[color=crimson]Though as they say, ‘new is better’, and I need something new sooner than later,[/color]” He seemed slightly grumpy at the thought, pouting somewhat. 

Deciding to not even entertain the thought of April dropping him for some other fucker, Santiago focused in Lucas’ last words instead. [color=D11717]“Well, what’s stopping you, [i]Pinga Dulce[/i]?”[/color] the young man asked, calling his friend ‘Sugar Dick’ in Spanish just to annoy him. [color=D11717]“Plenty of freshman fish in the sea ready for you to show them some lovin’. Haven’t seen anyone you like or somethin’?”[/color]

Despite it being his own suggestion, Lucas grimaced slightly, shaking his head. “[color=crimson]I need a woman’s touch, not a little girl who will get between my legs and literally start puffing on my dick thinking that’s how you do a blowjob,[/color]” He dismissed Santiago’s comment, while his friend howled and double-downed with laughter. “[color=crimson]Fresh meat doesn’t always need to be a freshman![/color]” Pausing slightly, Lucas cocked his head to the side as his head tried to think of anyone in particular he had in mind. “[color=crimson]No one’s caught my eye yet.[/color]”

When he finally caught his breath, Santiago replied, [color=D11717]“We’ve already talked about this, Lu: college girls is where it’s at. I’ve still got Jenna and Meredith down from Northwood U sending me nudes on Snapchat and begging me to let them sit on my face again,”[/color] he bragged proudly, remembering with a mischievous smile the two college-aged best friends he’d hooked up with that past Spring Break.  [color=D11717]“If that doesn’t tell you something I don’t know what does.”[/color]

Lucas’ face turned red slightly, and he shook his head. Oh god, college girls--the jig was up for him. “[color=crimson]Uh… I don’t exactly have the same luck you do with older women…[/color]” He mumbled, somewhat embarrassed. “[color=crimson]My face is still ‘young looking’ or they want some weird shit, and--[/color]” His usual smooth way of talking came out about as jumbled as a bunch of fallen puzzle pieces.

Diablo frowned, turning to Lucas with his arms crossed in front of him. “Says who?” he asked his friend.  [color=D11717]“There’s bound to be at least [i]one[/i] cute college chick that would let you hit it. Maybe you just haven’t found the right one.”[/color]

Furrowing his brow slightly, Lucas stared at him for a moment. Guess word hadn’t quite gotten around yet, or he simply hadn’t heard. Letting out a rather heavy sigh, he rolled his eyes, already knowing Santiago’s reaction. “[color=crimson]I actually had these two girls in my house the other day,[/color]” He admitted, speaking very slowly as the dampening despair hit him once again. “[color=crimson]Almost had them both...at the same time...but I didn’t see to through.[/color]” He put it all out there in the open, lightly bracing himself for the incoming ridicule.

 [color=D11717]“Wait, [i]what[/i]?!”[/color] Santiago asked, his face a mixture of surprise, amusement and concern. Something serious must have really happened for his friend to have blown his lifelong dream like that. [color=D11717]“What the fuck happened, Lu? How do you fuck up something like that?”[/color]

Hanging his head in defeat, he only lifted his head as he ran his hands through his hair. “[color=crimson]One of them got their [i]thing[/i] right before we could get to the good part,[/color]” He groaned: even admitting it was so damn stupid. He paused for a moment, looking up at nothing in particular as he thought to himself. “[color=crimson]Though I did achieve one of my goals, so it wasn’t too bad? Still...I went for a home run and got out at third base.[/color]” He sighed, shaking his head as he touched his shoulder. “[color=crimson]It’s a fucking tragedy, I tell you…[/color]”

Diablo tried his hardest to keep a straight face, but the job was getting increasingly harder by the second. [color=D11717]“So what you’re saying is one of them was a tranny?”[/color] he asked in a serious voice, looking up at Lucas with pursed lips from biting back laughter.

Lucas gave Santiago a look, lightly punching his arm. “[color=crimson]No! She got her fucking period![/color]” He corrected him, scowling slightly. 

 [color=D11717]“Oh!”[/color] the young man cried out in understanding, letting go of all inhibitions and just laughing at the whole misunderstanding.  [color=D11717]“Dude, you started talking about [i]getting her thing[/i] so that’s why my head went straight to that,”[/color] Diablo apologized, shaking his head.  [color=D11717]“Nah, but seriously, man. I totally see where you’re coming from. I’m a kinky bastard, but blood’s kind of a downer for me too, hands down.”[/color]

“[color=crimson]The girls completely freaked out. I didn’t even get a chance to save the situation at all![/color]” He couldn’t help but whine slightly. “[color=crimson]It was a mess. [i]Literally[/i].[/color]”

[color=D11717]“Oh, I bet,”[/color] Santiago smirked, amused by the whole thing.  [color=D11717]“But don’t let that get to you, man. Happens to the best of us. You’ll have two new, period-less bitches up in your bed again before you know it.”[/color]

Lucas scowled, displeased that his friend was enjoying his misery. “[color=crimson]Your encouragement warms my heart, but if you could laugh a little less, I would [i]greatly[/i] appreciate it,[/color]” He huffed again.”[color=crimson]The wound is still fresh…[/color]”

This made Diablo’s grin widen. [color=D11717]“Lu, I’m not laughing [i]at[/i] you: I’m laughing [i]with[/i] you,”[/color] he teased before pulling his friend into a side hug, squeezing his shoulder. [color=D11717]“Which is what [i]you[/i] should start doing. So how ‘bout you do that and quit the pity party, k? Not saying what happened isn't embarrassing, but it’s not that big of a deal as you think it is. You’ll kill yourself if you don’t get over it.”[/color]

Wow, Santiago was being way more comforting than he expected. Lucas was so sure he was going to get made fun of that his reaction seemed to come out of left field. His jaw dropped slightly, like he was going to give a retort, though he ended up closing his mouth and nodding in agreement. Yeah, it was just the bitter taste of defeat that was getting to him, but Santiago had a point. Getting hung up on the issue wasn’t going to get him anywhere. 

Perking up significantly, instead of continuing to mope, Lucas would grin. “[color=crimson]At least I have a set goal by the end of the year,[/color]” He couldn’t help but joke, though he really did revel in the challenge.

Santiago let out a laugh. [color=D11717]“And I’ll be right there with ya, brother,”[/color] he told Lucas, patting him on the back before they both made their way to first period.[/indent]