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I don't know, what does this look like?

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An Android incursion on Fort Wayne. I tried to stop them, but they blinded me with the laser beams that zipped right out of their faces. My retinas are shot. So is my left lung. I'm not sure where my little brother is. I can't be sure if I'm lying in a pool of my blood or somebody else's, but I do know that there's at least a little bit of oil in the mix. I'd sampled some, thinking it was water. They took control over the cities water supply because we depend on it and it's essentially the only thing that can stop them. We were part of a militia armed with super soakers and water balloons. When we first got rolling, we even had a fire truck.