[quote=@Byrd Man]
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You jest, but the Bosch books turned me on to the recently deceased Polish trumpeter Tomasz Stańko. A name like that meant he destined to either be a Jazz musician or cannon fodder for John McClane. 
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Are you kidding? That's high class porn star name material if I've ever seen it.