[quote=Magic Magnum]
As you can see, I am such a powerful Monarch I rule them without them even knowing it.I can even outright say it and they never find out.I am the God of spam. Fear me!
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Fool, do you not know who you are speaking to? I am Larfleeze, Keeper of the Orange Light, The Greed Bringer and the Lord of Avarice!